Lick is an app that was made to help people do oral sex better. Because your iPhone is soooo similar to a lady’s parts.
This is what College Humor imagined it would be like if Disney couples were on Tinder. Seems pretty accurate to me from what I understand.
This is a collection of photos featuring former Playboy models. The pics were taken by Robyn Twomey 40-50 years after they originally sat for the boobie mag.
Planning a wedding is stressful business. Trust me, I would know. Wait — no. No I wouldn’t. Always a bridesmaid never a bride!
Some musicians don’t need flashy costumes or signature styles to showcase their talent. What fun are they?
This is Slap It, a butt-shaped lamp. To turn it on all you gotta do is smack dat ass. It was created by London-based artist Joseph Begley.
Superhero poop. Shut down the internet, the show’s over! [TheMarySue] This shoplifting cat is too cute to prosecute.
This is an adorable video of dog buddies Daisy and Cooper sharing an ice cream cone from Mickey D’s. Cooper is a proper gentleman and lets Daisy go first for reasons.
Barb is fragrance for me bottled in a piece of rock. HARDCORE. It was designed by students at British Higher School of Arts and Design who say the stuff is aimed at BAMFs.
This is a video of children reacting to rotary phones. It’s pretty priceless if you can get past feeling like you’re ancient as fuuuuu.
Wake Up And Smell The Bacon is a dongle and corresponding app for smartphones that will soon be available by Oscar Mayer.
Last year we met Nickolay Lamm’s version of Barbie that has the proportions of an average 19-year old girl.
What have you done for your cats lately? Dangled a little jingly ball toy in front of their sweet feline faces?
Okay, we don’t have hover boards yet, but it is definitely the future — now you can turn water into wine, just like my homeboy JC.
eBay seller usmc_vet2008 is getting rid of one of the bikes used in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. It even comes with a BONUS autograph of Paul Reubens himself!
This is a music video for Beyoncé’s Drunk In Love using only emojis. Usually I’d be sternly opposed to a Beyoncé music video without Beyoncé, but Vimeo-er Jesse Hill did such a bang up job that I forgot all about my stauch views on Beyoncé-less music vids.
This is Misao Okawa. She’s 116 years old. Yesterday was her birthday, but I missed it because I’M A COMPLETE FAILURE, so let’s wish her a happy belated.
Photographer Rocio Preciado put together this adorable shoot featuring Chewbacca the dachshund and two of his human homies Han Solo and Darth Vader.
This is a super sweet video of a little girl watching a slideshow from her mom and dad’s wedding. She basically starts crying immediately, overcome by emotion.
This is round of chocolate chip cookie shot glasses made by Dominique Ansel, the man responsible for the Cronut.