Good work, internet. Thank you for posting this. We for sure could not have signed off for the day without the knowledge that someone found a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto (oh, the irony) that looks like a tiny man masturbating: [Gawker]
Do we respect Jean-Georges Vongerichten? Of course we do. Have we met and spoken to him on several occasions and is he a really nice man?
Martha Stewart is hip to the social media game, and so she graciously gave an hour of her life to doing a beautifully candid “Ask Me Anything” on Reddit.
As part of an Omaze campaign to raise money for after school programs, the epic boys at Epic Meal Time teamed up with the epic-est of all epic men, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to create this 78,583-calorie steak and egg sandwich.
Master Chef Junior Gets Season Three Renewal (Eater) Just in time for our article about its lack of stage parenting comes the announcement that the toddlers in toques show got renewed for a third season.
To acquaint himself with the local population, Jamie Oliver learned Cantonese to make a huge announcement: the British chef is opening a new branch of Jamie’s Italian in a bronze bed an amazing submarine Hong Kong this summer!
Port San Antonio, TX did a great thing yesterday when it announced that it would ban a Korean food truck with a stupendously offensive, racist name from its premises.
“If you think it’s bad in the pageant business or the grade school sporting events like Little League, you should see some of these moms and dads trying to make their kid famous on the food circuit.
Todd English has ‘threesome’ at Provocateur (The New York Post) We’re just gonna leave this story here, with our HAZMAT suit-covered hands, and walk slooooooooooowly away.
In part whatever of the nation’s ongoing Gay Cake Liberty Crisis, SB 1062, the Arizona bill that would allow religious business owners to refuse service to certain types of people (cough cough homosexual life partners looking for wedding cake cough cough) was recently vetoed by Governor Jan Brewer after weeks of public pressure.
If you, like us, are obsessed with gazing at Nigella Lawson’s beautiful face, pristine skin, plump features, doe-eyes, flawless makeup, all while hoping to Jesus tap-dancing Christ that you will look that good at 52, then we have a gift for you.
Eater New York just discovered that the three-star Michelin restaurant and Thomas Keller holy shrine Per Se received a staggering 42-point violation during an inspection conducted by the New York City Department of Health, which, in other words, is Not Good.
Fantastic New Orleans Books And Their Drink Pairings (HuffPost Food) Can’t hit Bourbon Street? Don’t want to hit Bourbon Street?
Guess what’s grosser than farmers humanely fluffing up ducks and geese in an effort to mimic a phenomenon that occurs in nature, in which those particular water fowl overfeed to survive a long winter, resulting in engorged and delicious livers?
When Danny Bowien commissioned a giant rainbow skull mural of Frida Kahlo for his new restaurant, Mission Cantina, he probably didn’t think it would case him controversy, much less suddenly vanish overnight.
“One of the shiniest, newest, and most successful immigrant communities in New York these days is white Brooklyn.” So starts part two of Fresh Off The Boat’s New York episode, wherein a certain Mister Edwyn Huang wanders into the gentrified urban jungle that are the communities of Williamsburg, Bushwick, and East Williamsburg (which is actually the name of a Real Neighborhood).
If you planned your Oscars Pizza Party correctly, you should have a couple of leftover slices which, this morning, you can shove into your face for breakfast to soak up your viewing party libations.
Matthew McConaughey wins his first Oscar: ‘Alright, alright, alright’ (The Washington Post) He may have won Best Actor for Dallas Buyers Club, but we still can’t look at him without thinking “Guy Fieri Bongo Life Partner.” (LEO WAS ROBBED.) Ellen DeGeneres Throws A Pizza Party At The Oscars, Gets A Helping Hand From Brad Pitt (HuffPost) In case you missed Harrison Ford stealing a pizza last night.
For all the times we’ve decried women in food (like that time, or that time, or that time), we are rewarded with images of delicious pizza with kick-ass quotes about feminism.
One day, we'll have tickets to this shindig: Wolfgang Puck talks with POPSUGAR Food about this 20th anniversary Governors Ball menu, loaded with truffles, 24-karat gold (really), and chocolate Oscars.