Clearly a lot of Americans have rotten brains. New research compiled by the Neilsen media company found that, on average, we spend five hours planted in front of the tube every single day.
There are only so many hours in the day. Less if you waste them eating, sleeping, and building a little fort out of couch cushions.
If things like a fire-dick and unplanned pregnancies scare you sterile, you’ll want to get in the habit of rolling on condoms before you get busy.
We know that your smartphone keeps time. But there’s a reason wristwatches aren’t obsolete — slapping a cumbersome rectangle to your wrist doesn’t add style, class, or sophistication to your look.
The Supersmoker Bluetooth ($100) is an e-cigarette that can receive phone calls and play music. Seriously.
Aside from the eight hours you’re on your ass at work, you’re on your feet a lot. So it makes sense to take care of them with the proper footwear.
Since they don’t get reviewed on Angie’s List, hiring a hooker is hit or miss. Luckily, there are plenty of movies that have given us in-depth looks at those fearless women who put the “pro” in “prostitute.” Since we’re frugal and aren’t fans of crabs, we’d be choosy with which lusty ladies from films we’d bed.
Reporter Steve Keeley was in the field, uh, reporting on a winter snowstorm in New Jersey. If that assignment wasn’t shitty enough, while he’s doing his schtick he nearly gets plowed by a, uh, plow that’s, uh, plowing the streets.
Before a big job interview — or an especially hot date — it’s tempting to pop a pill and halt your inevitable panic attack in its tracks.
The best messenger bags for men are comfortable, stylish, and durable enough to last a few years. While there’s nothing wrong with using a backpack to transport your stuff to and from work — half of us here in the office do — a messenger bag can look a lot more fashionable and feel a lot more compact.
LeBron James’ new carbon-fiber mask looks … interesting. Lots of people on the Twitter and Facebook thought so, anyway.
If you’re going to get close to someone, physically or emotionally, at some point their personal hygiene will come into play.
One of our favorite game shows growing up were Nickelodeon’s Double Dare. Of course, Mark Summers never returned the 1,000 letters we sent begging him to cast us, so we never got to run the obstacle course.
If you don’t smoke cigars you most likely have decent breath and tremendous lung capacity. For those of us who do enjoy smoking them, we know there’s a whole lot more to stogies than simply smoking them.
If you’re not one of the 35 million guys experiencing hair loss in the United States, odds are that you’re also not not obsessing over which hairstyle you strut around with.
If you enjoy toking up you’ve probably experienced the munchies — an uncontrollable urge to eat every edible, non-healthy thing within arm’s reach — a few times.
Half of the Americans who have tattoos — and it’s about 14 percent of the population — find the reputation of the tattoo artist or tattoo studio to be the most important factor.
Slightly cheaper than the overhyped Beats by Dre, Street by 50 ($150) wired on-ear headphones feature a detachable cord means you’re tangle-free, and the memory foam ear pads will make your ears feel like they’re being hugged by a marshmallow donut.
Harold Ramis has died from complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis, inflamation and and damage to the walls of blood vessels. He was 69.
If this infographic said beer and coffee erode your brain or turn your penis into mush we wouldn’t expect you to stop drinking it.