It's national I'm Having Sex Day, people. Pay some respect.
Because no one is actually wearing a tight red dress.
Take a tour of Beth Behrs' enviable crib.
Science says jamming out will get you all sorts of turned on.
We approve this message.
But it's close.
It’s time to let your feline-obsessed flag fly.
Eff you, evil holiday!
Um, A LOT more likely.
And it literally saved my life.
There are banana splits involved.
It'll hurt so good.
Find out if it's just an unnecessary step.
Or are you doomed to be a night owl forever?
Plus, find out how it's affecting our sex lives.
You don't have to be afraid of the dark.
We think we preferred being blissfully ignorant.
Not what we expected.
Bless their innocent, never-been-broken hearts.