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Anthony Weiner, You Big Fucking Dick

Former New York congressman Anthony Weiner should have been an amusing blip on the history of the state—a fun story to tell the children about the perils of engaging in social media with a dick.

Sarah Michelle Gellar Doesn't Know Anything About Buffy the Vampire Slayer

SheKnows, a community that “empowers women,” decided to interrogate Sarah Michelle Gellar about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and frankly, I don’t feel very empowered after watching it.

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Plane on Fire at Chicago O'Hare Airport

According to reports, an American Airlines flight caught fire Friday, causing passengers to evacuate on the runway of Chicago’s O’Hare airport.

Queen Elizabeth II Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday 

Queen Elizabeth II visited a grocery store yesterday. There have been weddings less thoroughly documented than this 90-year-old woman’s weekday stroll through a Waitrose.

Here Is Some Last-Minute Halloween Costume Inspiration from Small Children of History 

Still haven’t got your Halloween costume squared away? Well, perhaps some time in the archives will offer a solution.

Warren Beatty Is Very Close to Someone Who Has the Same Bathroom Issues as You

Cara Buckley’s New York Times profile of Warren Beatty, “Warren Beatty Wants Six Hours of Your Time. Or More.,” is over 1,700 words long, but fewer than 300 (about 16 percent) of those words are actually spoken by Beatty.

Bikram Choudhury Calls His Rape Accusers 'Trash,' Says People Pay $1 Million For His Semen

In a wild and inadvertently revealing interview, yoga guru Bikram Choudhury responded to the rape and sexual abuse allegations that have been made against him by calling his accusers “trash” and claiming people have killed themselves in despair when he wouldn’t have sex with them.

A Playlist of Mariah Carey Breakup Songs, Organized Into the Five Stages of Grief 

To hear the gossip rags tell it, Mariah Carey is in the middle of a nasty breakup that has the potential to disrupt the very fabric of her televised existence, which is to say: her upcoming reality show.

Full Frontal's Interview with a Woman Forced to Continue Unviable Pregnancy Is Sad and Terrifying

In a segment this week on Full Frontal, Samantha Bee took a close look at the Catholic-run healthcare system’s treatment of abortion and reproduction.

Please Enjoy These Spooky Victorian Ghost Photos 

Let’s all spook ourselves silly Victorian-style, shall we?

Kylie Jenner, Garfield: 'Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna'

In the likely event that I am some day asked to compare the Kardashian-Jenners to Garfield characters, I will have my choices ready.

A Halloween Playlist of Bleak Music by Witches

Very Specific Playlists is a weekly feature in which Jezebel staffers make very specific Spotify playlists based on their weird proclivities.

FBI Reopens Investigation Into Hillary Clinton's Emails, Citing Discovery of New 'Pertinent' Ones 

The FBI has reopened an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails, FBI Director James Comey said Friday.

Let's Celebrate the 1 Year Anniversary of Obama Meeting the Baby Pope

No, not Jude Law as Lenny Belardo in HBO’s upcoming series The Young Pope 😂 —an actual baby dressed up for Halloween as Pope Francis in a tiny Popemobile!

Well, I'll Be! Southern Charm Gets Renewed, Expands From Charleston to Savannah, Georgia  

There is probably no Bravo series as horribly addictive as Southern Charm, with its trust funds and stupid family names and loving references to Henry Kissinger and embarrassing meetings with Vox Media’s Lockhart Steele.

Mel Gibson Sure Finds Accusations of Anti-Semitism Annoying

As you may recall, Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu in July of 2006 for drunk-driving, and a recording of him spouting anti-Semitic insults during the arrest sent the actor’s career into decline.

Here Are the 10 Scariest, Most Bone-Chilling Stories You'll Read All Year

We’ve read your emails and dug deep into the grave—sorry, the greys—to find the most buried, most frightening stories submitted by you, our dear readers, for this year’s Halloween scary story contest.

Today's Best Lifestyle Deals: Uniqlo, Frank + Oak, Aerie, Mango, and More

Uniqlo’s Arigato sale, 2-for-$31 bralettes and $4 undies from Aerie, a site-wide 24-hour flash sale at Frank + Oak, and more lead Friday’s best lifestyle deals.

Federal Judge Blocks Two Ridiculous Alabama Abortion Laws

Yesterday, a federal judge blocked two abortion laws in Alabama, one that dictates how close an abortion clinic could be to a public school, and another that banned a common second-trimester abortion procedure.