Shutterstock I support the trans* movement. In fact, I often tell my friends that I wish I was a man so that I could have a penis to cut off so I could be a woman again.
Shutterstock There are some people that come into your life and then they go. There are some people that come into your life and inspire you, provoke you, make you think and make you wonder.
Shutterstock It’s raining again. I forgot my umbrella so I’m soaked, but it’s okay because I’ll be inside soon where it’s dry and safe and warm.
1. “There is a problem with writers. If what a writer wrote was published and sold many, many copies, the writer thought he was great.
Did you know “ignorance is bliss” is actually a misquote? The entirety of the line is: “Where ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be wise.” Unawareness is a major player on the team of ‘shit that causes us to suffer.’ Freedom is in realizing that we are not what we think or feel, but we are what observes the thoughts and feelings.
ZouZou / (Shutterstock.com) Those colorful, calamitous cheerleaders of the caliphate are at it again!
Anyone who has tried them knows that Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips are one of the most important inventions in human history.
Shutterstock Are you a woman? Are you on Facebook? Are you already clicking ‘share’ on this article? If so, you may be a genius.
As much as some of my haters despise the fact, I’m a writer who gets paid to write. I must be doing something right.
shutterstock.com Two years ago, I won a prize at a Trivia Night in Edinburgh, Scotland after naming my team “All of my friends are getting married, and I’m just getting drunk.” My life plan barely spanned past my college graduation and included lots of travel and copious career choices that all made “saving the world” and “destitute” synonymous.
This is from a French reality show about “living in the skin of a black person,” where people are transformed into a different race and then see the world through those eyes.
There are so many things that make a great doctor, but being able to make someone laugh while going through something unpleasant — especially if that person is a scream-prone toddler — is simply awesome.
jorgen mcleman / (Shutterstock.com) Like most women, I love sex! I am a willing participant in this sweaty game of rubbing genitals.
Neighbors As a woman, I like to have sex with men, and I’m glad that were finally getting to a point in our society and culture where women are allowed to objectify men’s bodies to the same degree that women have been objectified for millions of years.
Lucy is a film about a woman who gains access to “100% of her brain.” She becomes a superhero, kills a bunch of bad guys, and then becomes a god kind of, which is how we do in Hollywood, now, all day / every day, and I’m not even standing here opposed.
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days First dates are like gym memberships: you sign up for them because they sound good in theory, but then you remember that both are expensive and time-consuming and both involve uncomfortable amounts of sweating (thankfully, it’s usually only the gym thing that ends with me being surrounded by naked old men, usually).
Shutterstock Regardless of where we are in life we always feel a little better when someone makes us swoon.
Warning: Spoilers through current season. 1. Is Noel Kahn bad, good, or playing for both sides? A couple of episodes ago, Ali mentions that Noel might be giving her a ride somewhere, but Mona seems to have her claws in him too.
Shutterstock In high school I had various nicknames. One of them was “Doug,” after the cartoon character, because for some reason at the time I decided it was cool to wear marshmallow-like, all-white sneakers, with khaki Gap shorts, and a green vest over a white short-sleeved T, the perfect ensemble to go with my twig-like, stick-bug arms.
I’ll be honest – crows are not my favorite animals in the entire animal universe but I can admire any animal’s cleverness to get what they want, or in this case need.