erzagracekrasniqi 1. “You intimidate and frighten me, because you are expressive, comfortable with people, rational and come up with lots of possibilities for any conceivable situation.
Flickr /// FionnKidney 1. FUCK CHRISTMAS! “Fuck Christmas! It’s a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime.” —Eric Idle 2.
Joaquín Sorolla y Bastida I read something in the paper and it made me think about you. This is what it said: Our lungs contain 300,000 million capillaries.
ashleyartidiello 1. You have your credit card(s) memorized and can recite all sixteen numbers, plus the expiration date and CVV code, in a matter of seconds.
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Master of None 1. Because you would never get through your work day without their heinous, purposely unflattering, quadruple-chin Snapchats.
Social media is an incredible tool: we’re able to connect, share, learn and of course, evolve, faster than ever before in human history.
1. The New Yorker who walks in like they are God’s gift to this shithole bar, ordering top shelf booze, wearing a fur vest, and generally being too good for whatever is going on.
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michellesimone 1. You cannot love someone into loving you back. You cannot tell yourself that if you promise to love them forever, and wait as long as it takes, and do whatever you must, that it will result in them reciprocating the gesture.
1. DIPHALLIA AFFECTS: MALES ONLY FREQUENCY OF OCCURRENCE: 1 per 2.5 million male births SUMMARY: One man, TWO PENISES!
gotphotos_101 1. “The inside of your brain is like a messy desk, and that’s awesome. You have to wind your way through piles of unrelated material, but what you find at the end is pure gold.” –ENTP 2.
1. “I was no stranger to the fact that my father had injured himself in the war, leaving him mobile but unable to use his hands or upper body properly.
Twitter / The Denver Post As you might be aware, this afternoon and early evening there was an active shooter in and around the area of the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood.
williekessel You’re probably smarter than you think you are, if you seldom assume you’re smart at all.
Boston Public Library Read Part One Here. Read Part Two Here. Read Part Three Here. I’m sorry if there are typos in this.
Twenty20 / marioes 1. “It was in my grandmother’s bathroom. My girlfriend at the time was uncontrollably sexting me, and she sent me a video of herself that I knew was meant to be watched in private.
lurikothe 1. “It’s not a hole. It’s a human being. The better you connect the better it will be.” — Rob, 36, New York 2.
Twenty20 / kim.schaffer If you didn’t learn in childhood that life is never perfect, you will most likely learn it in adulthood.
Twenty20.com ToddMakesFotos 1. “Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.” —Candace Bushnell 2.