House “Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.” —House “Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.” —Sherlock “You know, you’re about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants.” —Veep “Screw you, I’m hilarious.” —Freaks and Geeks “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” —Firefly “2090 called.
1. “What sets you apart can sometimes feel like a burden and it’s not. And a lot of the time, it’s what makes you great.” 2.
mistrmilk Of all the health concerns our culture claims to be concerned about, it is perhaps our emotional health that is most severely neglected.
A few months after I graduated, I was sitting at home watching YouTube videos of Mary-Kate Olsen trying to speak when I saw that one of my favorite magazines, Interview, was looking for summer interns.
Evdokimov Maxim “Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.
mille-couleurs When you meet someone who comes from a broken family you probably won’t know it right away.
darren2112 1. If you date for three months then it’s likely you’ll be dating for four years. (Source) 2.
alexandraleary 1. You’re done with the not-so-refined art of text fighting because you no longer have the time to engage in petty arguments, especially with someone who still writes, “see you later” as “c u later.” 2.
There Will Be Blood First things first, let’s understand that everyone writing a think piece is just talking to themselves.
james2231 People tell you that everything happens for a reason. And they expect that to fix you. They believe that it is a truth that trumps everything else.
Friends 1. When most people meet you for the first time, they have no idea how competitive you are. You’re just this cool, calm person that’s just chill.
myspyphone Some products are so ubiquitous that they seem like they’ve always existed in the exact form they’re in today.
emily_katz We measure a “good life” based on how well we adhere to trajectories. How closely what happens is aligned with our temporary, subjective past thoughts about it.
Leo Hidalgo 1. They need space to explore their many interests. If there’s anything an ENTP loves, it’s spearheading a new project that will have a lifespan of anywhere from one day to the rest of their lives.
Youtube, American Horror Story “American Horror Story” recently accomplished the very impressive task of replacing “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” as my favorite television show.
yanos At cocktail parties, couples often share their charming courtship stories before inviting my boyfriend and me to reciprocate.
Wikimedia Commons Once upon a time in the quiet English village of Woolpit, something very peculiar occurred.
tgaltgal 1. The Meet Cute You were walking through the bookstore, and there it was. A sweet, unassuming novel perched on an end cap.
eddierioscreative 1. Don’t be afraid to say our dead sibling’s name. We don’t want their memory to die, too.
trendsandtolstoy 1. You no longer feel flustered when you don’t have any Friday night plans. Rather, you feel flustered if you do have Friday night plans.