Or at least a Christmas stocking. An adorable, adorable Christmas stocking.
Just kidding, it’s already squee worthy, but it does learn how to hop around like an adorable doofus.
These include such classics as the kazoo and the maraca-shaped-like-a-banana.
Cleans up the leaves and keeps the kids happy too.
Have you ever tried to play Jenga using biscuits on your dog’s head? This person has.
Not only is he ridiculously talented, this kid is also only 14 years old.
Ridiculous and fun? Perfect.
This snowy wedding was the perfect place for a dog’s perspective.
Just don’t let him buy that coffee.
Apparently wisdom comes with age in this family, because this kitten cannot even fathom how tricksy the grownup is.
This is the face of pure contentment.
Maybe they’re more cat than bird, because this raven has no interest in doing what his human wants.
This guy will never live this down.
This kid could teach us all a lesson in perseverance through serious difficulties. Or through serious hiccups.
Can’t stop won’t stop. But seriously if I’m ever on the show, Ellen, don’t do this.
It’s just wrong not to give this little guy a ride.