A few months ago we got a taste of the standard ‘Fatality’ finishing moves from Mortal Kombat X, but it’s now time to step it up a gear with the infinitely bloody ‘Brutality’ alternatives.
Can’t get better than a 5 star review – and that’s what this hotel picked up after hosting one woman and her boss, who she was cheating on her husband with.
This apparently took place in 2000 but the victims are only just coming forward after realising how they’ve just been taken for absolute morons by some guy on an insane power trip – spiritual guru turned movie star Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh.
I imagine going to prison is hard enough – check out these orientation videos explaining how not to get raped if you don’t believe me – but then imagine if you had to share a cell with a child molester who was constantly trying to justify what he did to you?
When she’s not mounting the decks or sucking dicks, Paris Hilton probably doesn’t really do anything because she’s loaded and can do whatever she wants.
The Mayweather/Pacquiao showdown on May 2nd in Las Vegas just got a whole extra layer of hype after reports that Manny Pacquiao is recording a track called ‘Lalaban ako para sa Pilipino’ (‘I will fight for the Philippines’), which he plans to use as his entrance music.
Getting a lollipop when you’re a little kid is like getting a really awesome treat, but not when it ends up burning a hole in your tongue.
From an interview she gave this week to Harper’s Bazaar, here’s Margot Robbie explaining the key moment which landed her the biggest role of her life alongside Leo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street: OK, so: big open room, video camera, Ellen Lewis is filming.
This video is pretty mad, I hope you’re ready for a sharp intake of breath. Basically, a demented bull is having a bad day and takes it out on some poor guy that just happens to be tootling along on his scooter.
Talk about innovation – this could be the most awesome invention we’ve ever encountered. It’s a hoodie that literally allows you to smoke weed through its drawstrings.
Pornhub have decided to expand their brand by tapping into the power of what most of their subscribers spend most of their time doing by inventing the Wankband.
Unlike Kanye, things have been going swimmingly for Kim Kardashian this week. Her family just signed an $100 Million contract with E!
Since Cristiano Ronaldo’s split with Irina Shayk, last month the media has been full of speculation that The Rock had swooped in and nabbed her off him.
Dunkin’ Donuts – an official sponsor of Liverpool – have issued an apology to the club’s supporters after they changed their club’s crest to the Dunkin’ Donuts logo, swapped the Shankly Gates at the top with doughnuts and, most diabolical of all; edited the Hillsborough eternal flames into milkshakes.
The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.
You may have noticed that people online are going insane debating the colour of this dress today, as it turns out no one can agree whether it’s white and gold, black and blue or black and gold.
What a week Kanye’s had in the UK so far – first causing absolute pandemonium in Nando’s, then breaking down crying in the middle of an interview with Zane Lowe, and now refusing to speak on Jonathan Ross’s chat show, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of turning up there.
These incidents at screenings of Fifty Shades Of Grey just seem to keep getting better and better. First you have someone getting glassed in Glasgow, then you have someone getting arrested for masturbating in Mexico somewhere and now you’ve got this, whatever the hell this can be described as.
Fresh from jumping on a table at Nando’s and nearly inciting a riot, Kanye West dropped in at the BBC yesterday to have a chat with Zane Lowe for the first time since their infamous 2013 interview, in which he compared wearing skinny jeans to the civil rights movement and acted like a complete maniac throughout.
A bunch of photos were appropriately submitted to Reddit in the WTF section the other day detailing what it’s like to have your belly button removed.