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Watch This Super Strong Bear Lift Up A Car That It’s Trapped Under Then Go Postal

Last week, we featured this video of a bear being super smart and figuring out how to deactivate a chicken carcass that was set up to electrocute him and got really scared that bears would sooner be smarter than us and probably end up taking over the world and killing us all.

What Happens When The Ramps You Want To Ride Don’t Exist? Drew Bezanson’s ‘Uncontainable’ Is Off The Hook

Drew Bezanson has flipped and jumped his BMX off some of the biggest ramps in the business and to his dismay it was actually deemed impossible to manufacture ramps that were any bigger than the ones he was jumping off.

This Orchestral Version Of Motorhead’s Ace Of Spades Will Absolutely Blow Your Mind

Even people who don’t know anything about heavy music (re: Florence Welch) have probably herd of Motorhead and have probably heard Ace Of Spades at least once in their life, it’s simply that iconic.

Family Unearth’s Teenager’s Coffin After They Hear Her Screaming Inside

Remember that episode of Buffy where she bashed herself out of her own coffin after being resurrected inside it?

This Man Officially Has The Longest Penis In The World And It Looks Downright Ridiculous

Remember Jonah Falcon – the dude with the giant 13.6 inch dick? That guy’s old news, because Mexico’s Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just rocked up on the scene and he’s packing 18.9 inches.

Feminists In Mexico Are Being Brutally Murdered As A Warning To Equal Rights Activists

If you weren’t already grateful that you live in a relatively civilised country where people won’t murder you for campaigning for equal rights, you’re about to be.

This Old Chinese Woman Has An Actual 5-Inch Horn Growing Out Of Her Head

An 87 year old woman named Liang Xiuzhen from the Sichuan province in South West China has had a horn growing out of her head for the past two years.

Why The Government Response To The Marijuana Legalisation Petition is Complete Bollocks

You may have heard that a couple weeks back, this petition for the legalisation of cannabis in the UK got over 200,000 signatures.

Girl Gets Stoned, Goes On Naked Joyride, Crashes And Causes Mass Power Outage

Here’s one that anti-marijuana activists are going to be all over. Featured Image VIA 23 year old Crystal Daniels of Tacoma, WA (where smoking weed is legal) got so baked recently that she decided to strip naked and go for a drive down a residential street in her Volkswagen Bug.

Charlie Sheen Wants To Be Donald Trump’s Presidential Running Mate

There aren’t many things worse than Donald Trump running for President and the possibility that he might actually make the cut, but one of them might be if he brought Charlie Sheen along with him.

We Can’t Get Enough Of This Weird Satanist At The Unveiling Of Controversial Satanic Statue In Detroit

A nine-foot, goat-headed Satanic statue has been unveiled in Detroit, Michican and unsurprisingly the reaction has been pretty mixed.

Mythbusters Put Walter White’s Machine Gun Booby Trap To The Test

You probably shouldn’t keep reading this if you haven’t finished Breaking Bad, but in fairness it isn’t 2013 so you probably should have by now.

Crazy Hood Rats Using Baby Car Seats As Weapons Is The Most Ghetto Street Fight Of All Time

As far as WorldStar videos goes, this one has to be up there with some of the most outrageously ghetto street fights we’ve ever seen.

Donald Trump Says He’ll Never Eat Oreos Again After One Factory Moved To Mexico

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump said this week he would never eat an Oreo ever again, after the cookie maker closed a factory down in Chicago and moved it to Mexico.

Lindsay Lohan Got Drugged And Went On A Nude Wedding Rampage Last Week

Lindsay Lohan claims she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding of her friends Justin Etzin (ambassador for tourism for the Seychelles) and model Lana Zakocela in Florence last week.

Pokemon Recreated In GTA V Is Even Weirder Than You Could Possibly Imagine

These GTA V mashups just get funnier and funnier. Or more and more screwed up. This one involves reimagining Pokemon in GTA V, recasting Ash as Trevor Philips and a bunch of weird looking adults as Pikachu and Charmander and whoever else there is in the Pokemon world.

Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #26

The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.

Here Are The Innocent Comments Made By Alison Parker That Deluded Virginia Shooter Decided Were Racial Slurs

It’s been well documented the last couple days that Virginia shooter Vester Lee Flanagan AKA Bryce Williams claimed that one of his victims, journalist Alison Parker, had made racist remarks towards him prior to the incident.

People Are Photoshopping The Usain Bolt Wipe Out And The Results Are Laugh Out Loud Funny

Well, you knew it was going to happen. Anyone who saw Usain Bolt get steamrolled by that cameraman on the segway in Beijing yesterday knew it was only a matter of time before the Photoshops started rolling in.

Couple Say No To Alcohol At Wedding, Get Professional Weed Dealer In Instead

Have you ever thought that it might be better at your wedding if everyone was completely and utterly baked off their faces instead of completely and utterly wasted?